In downtown Corvallis, there is a popular fountain where maybe 64 (or 36?) jets of water arranged in a square shoot straight up out of the concrete at intervals. On warm afternoons there are always a million happy kids, a fence of watchful, mostly-dry parents, and a few WHARRGARBL dogs. The river is right there, the fountain action puts a cool mist and hint of chlorine in the air, and it’s really a great place to sit and relax.
Lots of mornings after coffee and a bike ride I end up at the fountain to read for an hour or so. And almost 100% of the time, the water’s off, and one or four city employees have opened up the panel in the sidewalk to climb down underneath this thing and… plumb it, I guess. Usually with a bucket of tools on a cord and occasionally a shovel. The thing’s definitely a lemon as fountains go.
But, the fountain being such a Spot in town, folks stand around expectantly for a few minutes when it’s off. Eventually getting bold and peering down the ladder into its guts for some sign of the maintenance guys, and then giving up to wander off.
Yesterday’s shutdown included some rare above-ground maintenance, and this gave one woman a chance to ask the lone city worker some tough questions as he went about his work.
Q: Is this going to be turned on soon?
A: Yeah, this should just take 15 minutes or so if you want to come back.
Stmt: We’ll wait, you might get finished faster.
A minute or two passes.
Q: Is that a wet vac, or a wet-dry vac?
A: (turning the vac off) Sorry?
Q: I said, is that a wet vac, or does it do both?
A: It does both, we use it to clean the drains.
Stmt: Oh, alright. Looks like it’s working.
More vacuuming. A minute, at most, passes.
Q: Do those earplugs work well? and
Q: Where do you get them?
A: (vac off, not turning to speak) It’s whatever they buy us, they work okay. I have to wear them.
Stmt: I could use some at home.
I wish I had a strong ending, but at this point I was hungry and went home. The fountain was working today, so I think it’s safe to assume the vacuuming was successful.